The Truth Is That I'm

Maybe This Is Just Me, But As Time Goes By, I'm More Bewildered By Modernity. It Gets More Unfathomable With Every Passing Year.

Don't Clap I'm Not A Jazz Band For Christ's Sake.

I've Got Better Things To Do Than Read Rubbish About Myself.

Men Look At Breasts The Way Women Look At Babies. 'aw, Isn't That Lovely?'

It's True That I Have Spoken About Doing A Book Before, But Then Everyone You Speak To Is Planning To Write A Book.