The Truth Is I Don't

When I See Old Photos Of Me On The Beach I Don't Look Too Bad... But It's Hard Trying To Breathe In For Such A Long Time When I Spot The Photographers!

The Best, Most Successful Managers In The Modern Era Are Those Who Can Keep A Player Happy Even If He Is Not In The Team. Given The Size Of The Squads And The Use Of Rotation Nowadays, That's Tougher Than It's Ever Been.

I Was Quite Good At Football Once, Although Other Than That My Speciality Would Be Maths. I'm Great At Sudokus And Find All The Spin-off Games Pretty Easy Too.

Wouldn't It Be Lovely If Death Gave Us A Day's Notice So Giants Like George Michael Could See How Much They Were Revered And Adored.

I Wouldn't Want To Go Out Six Nights A Week And Watch Somebody's Reserves Playing To Check Out A Footballer To See If We're Going To Buy Him.