The Truth Is Deafening, No

The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful And The Best Place To Live.

Australia Is An Outdoor Country. People Only Go Inside To Use The Toilet. And That's Only A Recent Development.

I Know Body Hair Bothers Some Women, But A Lot Of Men Like A Fluffy Partner.

Never Be Afraid To Laugh At Yourself, After All, You Could Be Missing Out On The Joke Of The Century.

Friendship Is Tested In The Thick Years Of Success Rather Than In The Thin Years Of Struggle.