The Trouble With Many Married

Respectability Is The Dickey On The Bosom Of Civilization.

Don't Lose Faith In Humanity; Think Of All The People In The United States Who Have Never Played You A Single Nasty Trick.

Make Two Grins Grow Where There Was Only A Grouch Before.

In Order To Have Friends, You Must First Be One.

The Great Big Black Things That Have Loomed Against The Horizon Of My Life, Threatening To Devour Me, Simply Loomed And Nothing More. The Things That Have Really Made Me Miss My Train Have Always Been Sweet, Soft, Pretty, Pleasant Things Of Which I Was Not In The Least Afraid.