The Trick To Following Someone

For Every Teenager I Know, Having A Phone Is A Mixed Blessing, Because Your Parents Can Press A Button And Figure Out Where You Are.

Stop Saying No Offense,” I Said, “when You Say Offensive Things. It’s Not A Free Pass.

I Think There Are Probably Just As Many Adults Who Would Miss The Humor Of My Books, If Not More, As There Are Children.

Tell It To Everyone You Know, But Pretend You're Kidding.

There Is No Worse Sound In The World Than Someone Who Cannot Play The Violin But Insists On Doing So Anyway.