The Things Which Hurt, Instruct.

He That Drinks Fast, Pays Slow. Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy. There Can't Be Good Living Where There Is Not Good Drinking.

Despair Ruins Some, Presumption Many.

Scarcely Was I Arrived At Fifteen Years Of Age, When, After Having Doubted In Turn Of Different Tenets, According As I Found Them Combated In The Different Books That I Read, I Began To Doubt Of Revelation Itself.

To Be Proud Of Virtue, Is To Poison Yourself With The Antidote.

A Father's A Treasure; A Brother's A Comfort; A Friend Is Both.