The Things I Care About

The Atkins' Diet Is Where You Eat Bacon For Six Or Seven Months...and The End Result Is That You Lose Weight. Because You're Dead.

Whatever Expectations I Had For Myself, None Of Them Have Come To Pass. I Grew Up Thinking I Was Going To Be An Actor, Which I Am. But I Thought I'd Be A Very Serious Sort Of Shakespearean Guy Going From Town To Town Having Sex With Various Juliets All Over The Country.

I Used To Need The Character But As I've Gotten Older I Need It Less And Less - I Prefer To Play Some Version Of Myself. To Approach Any Acting Job As Me Just Being Me.

As A Game-show Host, What I'm Thinking And What I'm Experiencing Doesn't Matter. My Opinion Doesn't Matter. So There's A Flattened Reality To It. It's Fun To Do. But It's Certainly Not Myself In Totality - Or Even Maybe A Little Bit.

You Have To Lead, In The Case Of A Game Show, A Contestant Through The Architecture Of The Show. So There's A Lot Of Rules There, Literal And Implied, That You Have To Navigate.