The Thing That Bothers Me

We Talk In Coaching About "winners" - Kids, And I've Had A Lot Of Them, Who Just Will Not Allow Themselves Or Their Team To Lose. Coaches Call That A Will To Win. I Don't. I Think That Puts The Emphasis In The Wrong Place. Everybody Has A Will To Win. What's Far More Important Is Having The Will To Prepare To Win.

Bs Is Just What It Stands For, An Ms Is More Of The Same, And A Phd Is Piled Higher And Deeper.

America Has The Greatest Reputation In The World For Helping Others Whenever And Wherever Disaster Strikes. Now, More Than Ever,it's Important For Us To Contribute To Those Who Are In Need. Your Assistance Is Really Beneficial And Will Be Greatly Welcomed And Appreciated.

You Remember When You Were A Kid Growing Up, And Believed In Santa Claus? There's Not Much Difference Between Santa Claus And Me Today, You Know. We're Two Overweight Lovable Guys That Kids Really Enjoy.

In My Dealings With The Press, I Was Like The Guy Who Goes Into The Cathouse And The Madam Gets Him Prepared And Looks At Him And Says, "who Are You Going To Satisfy With That?" And He Looks Back At Her And Says, "me." That's Kind Of My Sense Of Humor At Times.