The Thing About Canada Is,

Thank God My Parents Had An Abundance Of Patience.

I Thought I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon Until I Realized All The Schooling It Required. I Didn't Like School Very Much So I Had To Come Up With Something Else.

The Idea Of Running Around And Screaming About Jason Voorhees Trying To Kill You Was Fun.

Being Stuck In Airports, You Always End Up Buying Perfume And Sunglasses.

I'm Determined To Be A Diva.