The Thing About Bands Is

It Took Me To About Maybe 16, 17 Or 18 Or Something To Realise I Was Absolutely Useless At Everything Else Except For Playing Guitar And Writing Words

The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

I'll Have My Way, In My Own Time, I'll Have My Say, My Star Will Shine...

I Wasn't Put On This Earth To Amass Money Or Personal Wealth. I Was Put On This Earth To Play Guitar And Write Songs.