The Test Of An Outfielder's

Just Two Words: A Masterpiece.

You Ought To Run The Hardest When You Feel The Worst. Never Let The Other Guy Know You're Down.

You Always Get A Special Kick On Opening Day, No Matter How Many You Go Through. You Look Forward To It Like A Birthday Party When You're A Kid. You Think Something Wonderful Is Going To Happen.

There's Always Some Youngster Coming Up- They'll Find Somebody.

The Phrase 'off With The Crack Of The Bat', While Romantic, Is Really Meaningless, Since The Outfielder Should Be In Motion Long Before He Hears The Sound Of The Ball Meeting The Bat.