The Ten Commandments Are Not

People Are Like Nations-if You Help Them A Lot, They Hate You.

Promises Made Out Of Ignorance Should Not Be Kept.

That Which Is Horrifying To You Don't Do To Anybody Else.

Decent Responsible Parents Are A Royal Pain- That's How You Know When You Have Them [such Parents].

The Commandment To Honor Parents Was Given To Ensure That The Elderly, Although They May Not Feel Wanted By Family Or Society, Are Still Given Their Appropriate Reward.