My Closet Is Full Of

Vera Said: 'why Do You Feel You Have To Turn Everything Into A Story?' So I Told Her Why: Because If I Tell The Story, I Control The Version. Because If I Tell The Story, I Can Make You Laugh, And I Would Rather Have You Laugh At Me Than Feel Sorry For Me. Because If I Tell The Story, It Doesn't Hurt As Much. Because If I Tell The Story, I Can Get On With It.

I Try To Write Parts For Women That Are As Complicated And Interesting As Women Actually Are.

A Man Who Finishes A Book Is Always Alone When He Finishes It.

There Is No Reason To Confuse Television News With Journalism.

You Can't Retrieve You Life (unless You're On Wikipedia, In Which Case You Can Retrieve An Inaccurate Version Of It).