The Tattooed Nation Will Live

People Are Always Surprised At What A Nice Guy I Am.

Tattoos Are So Widespread, So Ugly And So Very, Very Permanent. You Can, In Theory, Have Them Removed - But A Large Chunk Of Your Living Flesh Will Go With It.

I Feel Like The Only Person In The World Who Sees David Beckham Modelling His Swimming Pants On The Cover Of Elle Magazine And Thinks - Oh, How Much Better A Handsome Guy Like You Would Look, David, Without All Those Dumb Ink Stains Stitched Into Your Skin.

My Parents Have Been Dead For Many Years, And When Your Folks Are Gone There Is Nobody Standing Between You And Eternity.

When You Have A Kid, Money Matters.