The System Is Not Perfect.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

Sometimes Performing Someone Else's Song Is More Difficult Than Writing Your Own.

Friday Night Was The Night Most People Thought They Were Supposed To Have Fun. Trouble Was Most People Didn't Know What Fun Was Or How To Have It, So Things Usually Ended Up Pretty Ugly.

I Came From An Upper-middle Class Home, Which Is Always A Hard Cross For A Country Singer To Bear.

There's A Fine Line Between Fiction And Non-fiction And I Think I Snorted It Somewhere In 1979