The Survival Of The Fittest

You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's Winning: He's The One Who Keeps Telling His Opponent That It's Only A Game.

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams

The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.

Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.