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Most Hierarchies Are Nowadays So Cumbered With Rules And Traditions, And So Bound In By Public Laws, That Even High Employees Do Not Have To Lead Anyone Anywhere, In The Sense Of Pointing Out The Direction And Setting The Pace. They Simply Follow Precedents, Obey Regulations, And Move At The Head Of The Crowd. Such Employees Lead Only In The Sense That The Curved Wooden Figurehead Leads The Ship .

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.

Few Of Us Ever Test Our Powers Of Deduction, Except When Filling Out An Income Tax Form

Many An Optimist Has Become Rich Simply By Buying Out A Pessimist.

Originality Is The Fine Art Of Remembering What You Hear But Forgetting Where You Heard It.