The Stupidity Of One Brain

Life Is Just One Damned Thing After Another.

Get Happiness Out Of Your Work Or You May Never Know What Happiness Is.

Two-thirds Of All Preachers, Doctors And Lawyers Are Hanging On To The Coat Tails Of Progress, Shouting, Whoa! While A Good Many Of The Rest Are Busy Strewing Banana Peels Along The Line Of March.

Knowledge Is The Distilled Essence Of Our Institutions, Corroborated By Experience.

One Thing Is Sure, There Are Just Two Respectable Ways To Die. One Is Of Old Age, And The Other Is By Accident.