The State Of The Health

I Remember My First Run-in With Cops. It Took Me Really Getting To Hang, Well After That, With Cops Who Were Cool, And Realizing, 'okay, There Are Some Bad Ones.' I Ran Into Some Bad Ones In Columbus, Ohio, But They're Not All Bad.

I Used To Live In Los Angeles, But I Didn't Want My Kids To Grow Up In The Thick Of The Obsession With Movie-making. There's A Lot Of Sensationalism And Superficiality. I Wanted To Take My Kids Out Of That And Raise 'em Up Elsewhere, And I Wanted To Stop Being Preoccupied With Whether My Star Is On The Rise Or The Descent. I Can't Imagine Having A Much Greater Life, And I Don't Want To Be Preoccupied With Things That Don't Matter. But Of Course, Ironically, My Two Oldest Daughters Have Decided That They're Going To Be Actresses.

Since Half Of All Trees Cut Go To Making Paper, The Only Meaningful Way To Address Destruction Of Our Forest Is To Change The Way Paper Is Made.

A Moment Of Realization Is Worth A Thousand Prayers.

I Wrapped A Movie Called 'zombieland,' In Which I Was Constantly Under Assault By Zombies, Then Flew To New York, Still Very Much In Character. With My Daughter At The Airport I Was Startled By A Paparazzo, Who I Quite Understandably Mistook For A Zombie.