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Diplomacy Is A Game Of Chess In Which The Nations Are Checkmated.

Intercourse With A Woman Is Sometimes A Satisfactory Substitute For Masturbation. But It Takes A Lot Of Imagination To Make It Work.

The Blind Won't Admit That I Have Eyes In My Head, And The Deaf Say That I'm Dumb.

Morality Is A Burglar's Tool Whose Merit Lies In Never Being Left Behind At The Scene Of The Crime.

A Snob Is Unreliable. The Work He Praises Might Just Be Good.