The Soul Of Freedom Is

Their Insatiable Lust For Power Is Only Equaled By Their Incurable Impotence In Exercising It.

It Is Better To Be Making The News Than Taking It, To Be An Actor Rather Than A Critic.

One Must Regard The Hyphen As A Blemish To Be Avoided Wherever Possible.

One Does Not Leave A Convivial Party Before Closing Time.

When The Eagles Are Silent, The Parrots Begin To Jabber.