The Secret To Life Is

It Is Good To Be On Your Guard Against An Englishman Who Speaks French Perfectly; He Is Very Likely To Be A Card-sharper Or An Attache In The Diplomatic Service.

All The Words I Use In My Stories Can Be Found In The Dictionary-it's Just A Matter Of Arranging Them Into The Right Sentences.

The Mystic Sees The Ineffable, And The Psychopathologist The Unspeakable.

You Are Not Angry With People When You Laugh At Them. Humor Teaches Tolerance.

Marriage Is A Very Good Thing, But I Think It's A Mistake To Make A Habit Out Of It.