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I Make Jokes About It, But It's The Truth That I Kind Of Patterned My Look After The Town Tramp. I Didn't Know What She Was, Just This Woman Who Was Blond And Piled Her Hair Up, Wore High Heels And Tight Skirts, And, Boy, She Was The Prettiest Thing I'd Ever Seen. Momma Used To Say, "aw, She's Just Trash," And I Thought, That's What I Want To Be When I Grow Up. Trash.

If I Have One More Facelift I'll Have A Beard!

I Always Ask God To Work Through Me And Let Me Be A Light Of Some Kind And Help In This World, So I Always Pray For That, And I Always Want To Do Good.

I Will Never Retire Unless I Have To.

In The Country Field, We’re Brought Up In Spiritual Homes, We’re Taught To “judge Not Lest You Be Judged,” And It’s Always Been A Mystery To Me How People Jump All Over Things Just To Criticize, Condemn And Judge Other People When That Is So Un-christian – And They Claim To Be Good Christians! We’re Supposed To Love One Another. We’re Supposed To Accept And Love One Another. Whether We Do Or Not, That’s A Different Story. But That’s What We’re Supposed To Do.