The Scars Of Others Should

For The Preservation Of Chastity, An Empty And Rumbling Stomach And Fevered Lungs Are Indispensable.

Avoid, As You Would The Plague, A Clergyman Who Is Also A Man Of Business.

Keep Always Busy So That The Devil Will Find You Always Engaged.

My Speech Is Too Fast; My Oration Confused; Love Knows No Order.

That Clergyman Soon Becomes An Object Of Contempt Who Being Often Asked Out To Dinner Never Refuses To Go.