The Sacred Exists Only At

I Think You Can't Write With Anger. I Think It Always Has To Be With A Wink. There Always Has To Be An Element Of Hope In What You Write. Otherwise You're Just Getting Mad And It's Not Going To Be Fun For Anybody.

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.

You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The Best Joke, You Know You're In Trouble.

I Squirm When I See Athletes Praying Before A Game. Don't They Realize That If God Took Sports Seriously He Never Would Have Created George Steinbrenner.

The Sacred Exists Only At The Expense Of The Truth.