The Run I Was On

It's Quite Fitting That Slash Is Getting A Star On The Very Street Axl Rose Will One Day Be Sleeping On.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen. It's Not Available. If You Try It Once, You Will Die. Your Face Will Melt Off And Your Children Will Weep Over Your Exploded Body.

I'm Not In Any Way Religious. I Don't Go To Church, But I Consider Myself Spiritual.

I've Got Volumes On How Not To Behave. I've Got More Information Now Than A Guy Should Have At My Age.

You Have This Great Big Fantasy Life, And It Looks Like A Non-stop 24/7 Party. But What Do You Do When You Get To The End Of The Internet And There's Nothing Left To Buy? There's Just A Picture Of Wayne Newton Flipping You Off.