The Role Of The Comedian

What Kind Of People Are These With Such Low Self-esteem That They Need A War To Feel Better About Themselves?

Eternal Suffering Awaits Anyone Who Questions God's Infinite Love.

Shut Up! Go Back To Bed, America. Your Government Is In Control. Here's Love Connection. Watch This And Get Fat And Stupid.

It's Hard To Have A Relationship In This Business...it's Gonna Take A Very Special Woman...or A Bunch Of Average Ones.

I'm Just Trying To Rid The World Of All These Fevered Egos That Are Tainting Our Collective Unconscious.