The Road To Ignorance Is

When An Apparent Miracle Happened.it Proved Divine Mission To The Credulous, And Proved A Contract With The Devil To The Skeptical.

There Is No Sincerer Love Than The Love Of Food.

Words Are Only Postage Stamps Delivering The Object For You To Unwrap

Americans Adore Me And Will Go On Adoring Me Until I Say Something Nice About Them.

Oh, Well, If You Want Original Conversations, You'd Better Go And Talk To Yourself.