The Rich Swell Up With

You See How It Is, My Dear Friends. There's No Pleasing Everyone. It's Hopeless To Even Try, And The More You Play The Peacemaker, The Less Peaceful Things Become.

I Will Never Permit Myself To Give In To American Taste And Lower The Standards Of Art.

Life Is A Dream For The Wise, A Game For The Fool, A Comedy For The Rich, A Tragedy For The Poor.

A Kind Word Is No Substitute For A Piece Of Herring Or A Bag Of Oats.

If You Listen Carefully, You Get To Hear Everything You Didn't Want To Hear In The First Place.