The Reason Most Folksongs Are

If The Hoods Don't Get You, The Monoxide Will.

Well, You Ask A Silly Question, And You Get A Silly Answer.

Step Up And Shake The Hand Of Someone You Can't Stand, You Can Tolerate Him If You Try!

Counting In Octal Is Just Likst Counting In Decimal--if You Don't Use Your Thumbs.

As For Language, Almost Everything Goes Now. That Is Not To Say That Verbal Taboos Have Disappeared, But Merely That They Have Shifted Somewhat. In My Youth, For Example, There Were Certain Words You Couldn't Say In Front Of A Girl; Now You Can Say Them, But You Can't Say 'girl'.