The Reason I Hate Publicists

I'm Not Sexist, I'm Just A Realist.

I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms. Fake And None.

Junior Colleges Are High Schools With Ashtrays.

Chicks Named Tammy Have A Greater Chance Of Actually Driving A Mercedes Than A Chick Named Mercedes.

When You're Picking A Basketball Team, You'll Take The Brother Over The Guy With The Yarmulke. Why? Because You're Playing The Odds.