The Reason Birds Can Fly

Wise Children Always Choose A Mother Who Was A Shocking Flirt In Her Maiden Days, And So Had Several Offers Before She Accepted Their Fortunate Papa.

Has It Ever Struck You That Trout Bite Best On The Sabbath? God's Critters Tempting Decent Men.

Them That Has China Plates Themsel's Is The Maist Careful Not To Break The China Plates Of Others

I Bowl So Slowly That If I Don't Like A Ball I Can Run After It And Bring It Back

Mr. Darling Used To Boast To Wendy That Her Mother Not Only Loved Him But Respected Him. He Was One Of Those Deep Ones Who Know About Stocks And Shares. Of Course No One Really Knows, But He Quite Seemed To Know, And He Often Said Stocks Were Up And Shares Were Down In A Way That Would Have Made Any Woman Respect Him.