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An Open Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Telling You That You Need A Divorce.

Grown-up People Can Wait.

At Age 20, We Worry About What Others Think Of Us. At Age 40, We Don't Care What They Think Of Us. At Age 60, We Discover They Haven't Been Thinking Of Us At All.

We Need Not Fear Life, Because God Is The Ruler Of All And We Need Not Fear Death, Because He Shares Immortality With Us.

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.