The Problem With Living Outside

Well, I'm About As Tall As A Shotgun, And Just As Noisy.

I've Lived A Lot In Communist Countries And They're Intensely Interested In Money. I Think They Are More Interested In Money Than Capitalists Are. They're The Most Materialistic People In The World. What They're Actually Living For Is Material Things. The Irony Of That Is That In Communist Countries There Isn't Anything To Buy.

The Good Thing About Masturbation Is That You Don't Have To Get Dressed Up For It.

All Artists Are Two-headed Calves.

When I'm Writing, I Never Write More Than Four Hours A Day.