The Problem Is, We Elected

I Resolve Not To Drink Liquids Before Donning The Bat-suit.

I Want To Be The George Clooney Of Music.

Run For Office? No. I've Slept With Too Many Women, I've Done Too Many Drugs, And I've Been To Too Many Parties.

I Go On Youtube When Somebody Says To Look Something Up.

After Doing One Fine Day And Playing A Pediatrician On Er, I'll Never Have Kids. I'm Going To Have A Vasectomy.