The Probability Of Life Ever

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

What I'm Bringing To The Pop Table Is That I'm Not Pretentious.

You Never Know What An Artist Is Going To Create Next.

If You Listen To My Record, I'm Just Honest About Stupid Stuff Most Normal People Wouldn't Put In A Pop Song.

I Do Love Country Music.