The Probability Of Life Ever

I’m Sure You Gathered This By Now: I Just Do What I Want. Have I Made Out With Chicks? Hell Yeah. Did I Think It Was Awesome? Hell Yeah. I Wouldn’t Call Myself Bi. Like, If I Didn’t Eat Meat For A Week, It Doesn’t Make Me A Vegetarian. So I Like People, And That’s Just It. I Like People.

I Listen To A Lot Of Rap Where Men Talk A Certain Way About Women And I'm Not Offended. It's Meant To Be Funny. I'm Throwing It Right Back At Them With Humor, But Some People Can't Take It. They're Not Used To Women Talking Back.

I Can't Walk In High Heels, Never Mind Dance In Them.

I Played Saxophone And Trumpet. Pretty Nerdy.

So Many People Say, 'so, What, Are You A Party Girl?' And I Say, 'i'm A Walking Good Time.' Do I Sometimes Go Out And Drink? Hell, Yes. But Could I Have A Number One Song If I Wasn't Also Working Hard? Maybe That Needs A Little More Respect.