The Price Of Justice Is

Does There, I Wonder, Exist A Being Who Has Read All, Or Approximately All, That The Person Of Average Culture Is Supposed To Have Read, And That Not To Have Read Is A Social Sin? If Such A Being Does Exist, Surely He Is An Old, A Very Old Man.

Nearly All Bookish People Are Snobs, And Especially The More Enlightened Among Them. They Are Apt To Assume That If A Writer Has Immense Circulation, If He Is Enjoyed By Plain Persons, And If He Can Fill Several Theatres At Once, He Cannont Possibly Be Worth Reading And Merits Only Indifference And Disdain.

Ninety Percent Of The Friction Of Daily Life Is Caused By Tone Of Voice.

Journalists Say A Thing That They Know Isn't True, In The Hope That If They Keep On Saying It Long Enough It Will Be True.

Saw Washington Monument. Phallic. Appalling. A National Catastrophe.