The Poor Man's Price Of

Here's To Woman! Would That We Could Fold Into Her Arms Without Falling Into Her Hands.

History Is An Account, Mostly False, Of Events, Mostly Unimportant, Which Are Brought About By Rulers, Mostly Knaves, And Soldiers, Mostly Fools.

Truth - An Ingenious Compound Of Desirability And Appearance.

Mayonnaise: One Of The Sauces Which Serve The French In Place Of A State Religion.

Pie, N. An Advance Agent Of The Reaper Whose Name Is Indigestion.