The Point Is To Be

Depending Upon Shock Tactics Is Easy, Whereas Writing A Good Play Is Difficult. Pubic Hair Is No Substitute For Wit.

To Put Failure Behind You, Face Up To It.

There Are Plenty Of Clever Young Writers. But There Is Too Much Genius, Not Enough Talent.

Write As Often As Possible, Not With The Idea At Once Of Getting Into Print, But As If You Were Learning An Instrument.

I Have Always Been A Grumbler. I Am Designed For The Part - Sagging Face, Weighty Underlip, Rumbling, Resonant Voice. Money Couldn't Buy A Better Grumbling Outfit.