The Perfect Aphorism Would Achieve

What's The Good Of Being Stoical If Nobody Notices?

Since Events Are Not Metaphors, The Literal-minded Have A Certain Advantage In Dealing With Them.

I Seldom Remember My Father, But I Sneeze And Rub My Nose The Way He Did. I Also Love My Son With Grief And Anger, As He Did.

Fortuna Smiles And Frowns According To A Timetable Surprising Even To Herself.

Good Deal: Justice For You, Mercy For Me.