The Padded Outfits, The Bad

Boy, I Miss The Days They Made Toys That Could Kill A Kid.

There Is No More Embarrassing Thing In My Life Than The Fact That I Have Actually Uttered The Phrase, 'i Would Like To Order The Ginsu Knife.'

I Only Do A Show When There's Somebody I Want To Talk To.

Economy Is Essential To All Good Art.

I Was In The Drug Store The Other Day Trying To Get A Cold Medication...not Easy. There's An Entire Wall Of Products You Need. You Stand There Going,"well, This One Is Quick Acting But This Is Long Lasting...which Is More Important, The Present Or The Future?"