I'm The Female Equivalent Of

I'm Going To Have Wrinkles Really Soon

Donald Trump Can't Come Up With A Hairstyle That Looks Human, How Can He Come Up With A Plan To Defeat Isis.

It’s Not Necessary, In Order To Be A Complete Person, That I Have A Man. It’s Not The End-all, Be-all Of My Life.

When I Grew Up, It Was A Time When Women Were Just Supposed To Be Cute And Not Have Many Opinions. My Mother And Her Friends Were Quite Different. They Were All The Most Beautiful Women You've Ever Seen ... And They Were Very Strong Women.

Unless You're Willing To Look A Little Foolish, Forget The Possibility Of Becoming Great.