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Donald Trump Can't Come Up With A Hairstyle That Looks Human, How Can He Come Up With A Plan To Defeat Isis.

Don't Take Your Toys Inside Just Because It's Raining.

I Want To Be Really Special, I Want To Be Really Good. It's Not Enough To Be Famous For Me. Famous Is Empty So Quickly, It's Not What People Think It Is. It's Wonderful, But If You're Famous And You Feel That You're An Artist Inside And Everyone Thinks You're Just A Celebrity, It's Really Painful.

The Trouble With Some Women Is That They Get All Excited About Nothing - And Then Marry Him.

I Don't Need A Man. But I'm Happier With One. I Like To Have Someone I Can Touch And Squeeze And Kiss. But I Don't Fold Up And Die If I Don't Have A Man Around.