The Only Way You Can

When A Parent Shows Up With An Attitude Of Entitlement, Understand That Under It Is A Boatload Of Anxiety.

Theres Nothing More Difficult To Do Than Comedy.

Once A Mistake .... Twice ... A Failure .

There Are Three Sides To Every Story: My Side, Your Side, And The Truth. And No One Is Lying. Memories Shared Serve Each One Differently.

I Never Graduated High School; They Had To Change The Ivy League Rules. During My Tenure At Brown, I Helped Them Become The Number One Ivy League School.