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The Worst Feeling In The World Is The Homesickness That Comes Over A Man Occasionally When He Is At Home.

When Men Are Not Regretting That Life Is So Short, They Are Doing Something To Kill Time.

No Man Has All The Wisdom In The World; Everyone Has Some.

Youth Is About The Only Thing Worth Having, And That Is About The Only Thing Youth Has.

When You Can't Do Anything Else To A Boy, You Can Make Him Wash His Face.