The Only Way I Can't

What's The Game Coming To? Evidently The Guys Making All These Rules Never Played The Game Of Baseball.

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.

I'm Just Like Everybody Else. I Have Two Arms, Two Legs And Four-thousand Hits.

If You're Not Active - And I'm Not Active - And You Don't Watch What You Eat, You Can Get Big As A Horse.

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