The Only Thing My Old

My Punches Are Just As Hard In Chicago As In New York.

Come Over Here And Sit On My Knee And Finish Your Orange Juice.

The Only Thing My Old Man Ever Gave Me Was A Beating.

Newspapermen Ask Dumb Questions. They Look Up At The Sun And Ask If It Is Shining.

A Boxing Match Is Like A Cowboy Movie. There's Got To Be Good Guys And There's Got To Be Bad Guys. And That's What People Pay For - To See The Bad Guys Get Beat.