The Only Thing I'm Allergic

Music Journalists Love Elvis Costello And Hate Me Because They Look Like Elvis Costello

An Ounce Of Image Is Worth A Pound Of Performance

Audience Participation Should Extend From On-stage To Backstage To Under The Stage

Rap Is Poetry To Music, Like Beatniks Without Beards And Bongos.

You Gotta Learn The Alphabet, Backwards And Forwards. And Then The Choice Is Yours, 'cause Last I Looked, The Bible Is Written In The Same Words, The Exact Same Alphabet, As My Favorite Pornography. Choice Is Yours.