The Only Thing I'm Addicted

I Don't Have A Tuxedo That Fits Anymore Because My Chest And My Biceps Are Too Big.

I'm Kind Of Old-fashioned In A Lot Of Ways. I Prefer Mano A Mano. Even If You Have Two Girls In The House, It's Not Like We're Together All The Time. But I Need Variety.

Let's Talk About Something Exciting. Me.

I Know That Sounds Arrogant, But You Can't Not Be Special And Have A 30-year Career.

I'm Dealing With Fools And Trolls And Soft Targets. It's Just Strafing Runs In My Underwear Before My First Cup Of Coffee. I Don't Have Time For These Clowns.