The Only Thing I Fear

Keep Close Count Of Your Nickels And Dimes, Stay Away From Whiskey, And Never Concede A Putt.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.

Never Let Up. The More You Can Win By, The More Doubts You Put In The Other Players' Minds The Next Time Out.

Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What You Shot.