The Only Thing I Don't

If I Can Make People Laugh It's Like Being A Good Lover.

Real Life Has Always Let Me Down. That's Why I Do The Monologues. I Have Always Said I Would Rather Tell A Life Than Live A Life. But I Have To Live A Life In Order To Tell One.

I'm Kind Of This Control Freak That Likes To Create His Own Hells Before The Real One Can Get To Him

The Only Thing I Don't Doubt Is My Doubt.

I Fantasize About Going Back To High School With The Knowledge I Have Now. I Would Shine. I Would Have A Good Time, I Would Have A Girlfriend. I Think That's Where A Lot Of My Pain Comes From. I Think I Never Had Any Teenage Years To Go Back To.